Preferred seating, Chestermere Lake, Chestermere, AB, 2026-06-06
June 7, 2026
A small jetty built out into Chestermere Lake. It has strategically placed stones that work as benches you can wade out to and dangle your feet in the water on a hot day. Unfortunately, utter retards fish from this spot and lose their goddamn fish hooks where children go with bare feet. God's honest truth is that we have too many redneck fisherman and not enough roving execution squads.